We do a little eating.
In real life, in an effort to avoid starvation. In Troika (and some other TTRPGS), to recover from being stabbed by goblins. Recently, we played a Troika Hexcrawl; I didn’t keep a record, but I think it’s fair to say most characters were going through about ten Provisions a session.
That’s a bunch.
Most of the time, it’s not worth getting into. Most of the time, you should just take your 3d6 Stamina and move on to the next scene. But sometimes, you need to know what the hell you’re eating. Sometime,s you’re giving a gift of a provision. Sometimes, you have to know if the hounds chasing you can smell your food. Sometime,s the exact contents of your stomach are relevant.
This table is for those occasions.
D66 Provisions
11. Crystalline Sandwich
12. Canned Escargot
13. Reanimated Calamari
14. Dr So-What’s Cheap Caviar
15. Hardened Souffle
16. Lukewarm Dog
21. Vegable?™
22. Cube Melon (double price if the sides are marked for use in TTRPGs and gambling)
23. Exotic Egg
24. Allegedly Normal Egg
25. Turgid Milk
26. Nested Batter
31. Corncats
32. Whistling Loaf of Bread
33. Mixed Fish Sausage
34. Slightly Glowing Snack Cake
35. Provision Pill
36. Dancing Sausages
41. Oroborous Noodle
42. Enchanted Onion Rings
43. Pie of Mystery
44. Pie that could use some Mystery
45. Pie that looks like it wants to eat you
46. Pie that tastes like electric epiphany
51. Pie that moves when you look away
52. Pie, former
53. Unicorn Meatballs
54. Unnamed Dish
55. Transdimensional Duck
56. Basilisk Feet
61. Plastic Bag Chicken
62. Dinosaur Jerky
63. Drip Chips
64. Bean Bar
65. Foreign Fruit
66. Venison, Blessed by Priests of the Hunt
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